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EXCLUSIVE: Gollum hotel sex romp tape leaked

EXCLUSIVE: Gollum hotel sex romp tape leaked

Randy creature Gollum has been caught in the act of bedding a glamour model. The Lord Of The Rings monster, aged 483, enjoyed a lusty romp with Nikki...

September 3 2010 / Read More »

BBC journalists gagged after Cyril Smith death

BBC journalists have been stunned into silence after they were banned from describing former fat politician Cyril Smith as...

September 3 2010 / Read More »

Teachers’ whining set to peak, say scientists

Scientist have identified a low whining noise that is annoying working people across the UK, writes Randy Flintoff. The...

September 3 2010 / Read More »

Football chiefs to ban annoying bloke three or four rows behind you

South African football chiefs have hit back at Uefa’s vuvuzela ban by barring the traditional loudmouth racist bigot who...

September 2 2010 / Read More »

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BBC journalists gagged after Cyril Smith death

BBC journalists have been stunned into silence after they were banned from describing former fat politician Cyril Smith as ‘larger than life’, writes Randy Flintoff. BBC bosses made the ruling after the phrase...

Sep 3, 2010 / More » BBC journalists gagged after Cyril Smith death

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Football chiefs to ban annoying bloke three or four rows behind you

South African football chiefs have hit back at Uefa’s vuvuzela ban by barring the traditional loudmouth racist bigot who sits within earshot of all UK football fans. The tit-for-tat move has sparked fury...

Sep 2, 2010 / More » Football chiefs to ban annoying bloke three or four rows behind you

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EXCLUSIVE: Gollum hotel sex romp tape leaked

Randy creature Gollum has been caught in the act of bedding a glamour model. The Lord Of The Rings monster, aged 483, enjoyed a lusty romp with Nikki Jakki, 22, from Romford, Essex....

Sep 3, 2010 / More » EXCLUSIVE: Gollum hotel sex romp tape leaked

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Marriage guidance councillor honoured for saving community from sex-starved divorcees

Relate marriage guidance councillor Edwin Cruickshanks was last night hailed a hero by community leaders after saving thousands of singletons from the unwanted sexual advances of desperate divorcees. By rescuing 236 marriages during...

Aug 31, 2010 / More » Marriage guidance councillor honoured for saving community from sex-starved divorcees
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