EXCLUSIVE: Joe McElderry topped MI5 ‘No Shit Sherlock’ gay list
The News Grind can today reveal a string of legendary show businesses stars who bat for the other side. Our reporters have obtained documents, codenamed ‘No shit Sherlock’, which list performers past and…
BBC under fire for Celebrity Death Masterchef
The BBC has been criticised by human rights pressure groups after introducing Celebrity Death Masterchef. The first set of rounds – which see the usual cook-off followed by a cleaver fight – have…
Isle of Wight abolished by Government
Culture secretary Jeremy Hunt provoked outrage today as he announced that the Isle of Wight is to be abolished as part of the Coalition government’s ongoing cost-cutting drive, writes Harry Hull. The island,…
Sea mammal holds key to Kerry Katona obesity dilemma
Kerry Katona is embroiled in a bitter dispute with her management over her next career move: a full-blown drink problem or obesity crisis. The former Atomic Kitten singer is keen to gorge on…
NHS should use term fat bastard instead of obese, says minister
GPs and other health professionals should tell people they are fat bastards rather than obese, England’s public health minister says. Anne Milton said the term fat bastard was more likely to motivate them…
Local man discovers Babestation and Sexcetera when wife is out at work’s party
Born-again local man Dave Smith has vowed to turn his back on doing the dishes and housework when his wife is out after discovering free soft porn. Dave, 36, from Milton Keynes, says…
London’s straight pride march celebrates banality
Dozens came out for London’s annual Straight Pride march to celebrate repetition and banality in one of the most muted events of its type yet, writes Jonathan Rayner. The humdrum celebrations kicked-off at…
Mad Men Season 4 leak, Christina Hendricks and January Jones lesbian scene stolen
A sizzling, previously unseen three-minute clip from the fourth season of period ad agency drama Mad Men has been leaked on the internet. The silent footage shows a glass of whisky almost being…
Russell Brand quits Hollywood and dumps Katy Perry to become a monk
He may be more used to kicking habits than wearing them, but British comedian Russell Brand has stunned fans by dumping fiancee Katy Perry and announcing that he is to become a monk….
