Russell Crowe to play mythical Jimmy Nail
There Ain’t No Doubt about it: Hollywood hellraiser Russell Crowe is to play Jimmy Nail in a controversial big screen version of the mythical north country actor’s life, writes Nigel Eels. And the…
Jordan axed as recession bites
For years we’ve followed every detail of her life like salivating dogs pawing at the cage of our own inadequacy, writes Nigel Eels. But as the economy tanks it seems even Jordan is…
Bald Wills in Bobby Charlton wedding day fury
Prince William is to solve the problem of his prematurely thinning locks – with a Bobby Charlton comb-over for his wedding day, writes Nigel Eels. But the balding Royal has only agreed to…
Japan disaster – now it’s Godzilla!
Tsunami-hit Japan is facing a new deadly threat from the sea, writes Nigel Eels. For there is now every chance that Godzilla will attack the stricken mainland, wreaking havoc and destroying all in…
“I’m Mumford” Claims Mumford
Brit winners Mumford & Sons have been rocked by a legal challenge – from beyond the grave, writes Nigel Eels. For the chart-topping folkies are being sued by Mr Mumford from Rentaghost, who…
