Enormous tits not mine, says Christina Hendricks unconvincingly
Ginormous breasts taken from the smartphone of Christina Hendricks do not belong to massively-titted Christina Hendricks, representatives of busty Christina Hendricks have said. The statement has been released in light of a number…
Argentina threatens launch of Shanghai Surprise 2 against UK
Sean Penn is working with the Argentina military to release a three-hour sequel to the movie Shanghai Surprise if the UK refuses to give up its rights to the Falkland Islands, it was…
Towie star Chloe Sims now just 65 per cent Chloe Sims
Cosmetic surgery has left The Only Way is Essex queen Chloe Sims consisting of just 65 per cent Chloe Sims, her agent revealed today. Tam Spangler, of Essex PR agency Grabya, fears the…
Russell Crowe to play mythical Jimmy Nail
There Ain’t No Doubt about it: Hollywood hellraiser Russell Crowe is to play Jimmy Nail in a controversial big screen version of the mythical north country actor’s life, writes Nigel Eels. And the…
X Factor viewing figures dented by fact it’s shit
Four million fewer viewers tuned in to watch Little Mix win the X Factor, compared to the show’s 2010 finale. But that still means over 15m ‘people’ watched the off-centre faces of the…
Jeremy Clarkson crushed to death by massive gilt-edged pension
Jeremy Clarkson has been crushed to death by a falling pension, just hours after his controversial BBC One Show appearance, writes Hard Jackson. The car-driving autocue-reader was leaving BBC Television Centre when an…
I’m a Celebrity investigates intruder rumour
I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here bosses are investigating rumours that an intruder has invaded the camp, deep in the Australian bush, writes Hard Jackson. Producers believe a man named Douglas…
Alan Partridge accuses Press of hounding fictional alter ego Steve Coogan
BBC Radio Norwich presenter Alan Partridge today gave evidence at the Leveson Inquiry into media ethics, accusing The News of the World of targeting his comedy alter ego Steve Coogan, writes Tom Carlisle….
Tulisa questions song choice of Little Mix
X Factor judge Tulisa is reportedly at loggerheads with the competition’s only remaining group after doubting the appeal of Little Mix’s chosen song for this week’s competition, writes Hard Jackson. Tulisa criticised the…
I’m a Celebrity crocodile gouges eyes out after watching Fatima Whitbread shower
A wild crocodile on the set of TV’s I’m a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here ripped its own eyes out after being exposed to Fatima Whitbread taking a naked shower. The eight foot…
