X Factor plans instrumental week to give everyone a break
X Factor star Frankie Cocozza is favourite to win through to the final six after it was revealed next week’s show will consist entirely of instrumental hits. The 19-year-old has been given Booker…
Bieber Fever symptoms ‘resemble morning sickness’
It’s a condition that has confounded medics since pop sensation Justin Bieber hit the music charts in 2009, but doctors have finally pinpointed the telltale signs of ‘Bieber Fever’. And despite fears of…
Health Lottery cash helps find cure for rare celebrity hair cancer
Gavin and Stacey star Joanna Page is one of a number of high profile celebrities to be cured of a rare hair cancer, thanks to funding from the new Health Lottery. Almost £10million…
Stone Roses replace Westlife on CBeebies concert tour
The Stone Roses will resurrect their career by stepping into the matching brogues of Westlife to headline a CBeebies concert tour. John Squire, Mani, Ian Brown and Reni will reunite to perform some…
White supremacist punks surprised by Mobo award
Neo-Nazi punk band Skrewdriver are to collect the Lifetime Achievement accolade at tonight’s Mobo Awards, it was revealed today. The controversial far right group will take to the stage with Adele and Jessie…
Graphic artist almost killed by exhausting nude Loose Women airbrush ordeal
The airbrush artist tasked with touching up photographs of naked Loose Women presenters collapsed with exhaustion, it was revealed today. Graphic artist Dale Minton, 23, was found slumped at his desk by colleagues…
Selfless FBI agents cancel leave to join Scarlett Johansson nude photo leak probe
Hollywood actress Scarlett Johansson today thanked the FBI after it was revealed every single male agent in the Bureau selflessly volunteered to find out how nude photos of the star ended up on…
Scarlett Johannson nude photos reveal upside of phone hacking, says MP
Leaked photographs of Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson’s arse and breasts are evidence phone hacking can have a positive impact, admits a campaigning politician. Anti-hacking Labour MP Tom Watson says he could have been…
Everyone in world knows David Walliams has the shits
David Walliams is battling sickness and the knowledge that everyone is aware that he’s constantly in danger of sending torrents of fetid human waste into his wetsuit. Walliams is attempting to swim the…
EastEnders scriptwriters sue Jessie Wallace for breach of copyright
BBC lawyers have issued a writ against EastEnders star Jessie Wallace after she stole a script from the show to use for her own wedding. The stolen scenes, in which a character is…
