Al Jazeera makes shock bid to buy BSkyB
Arabic TV station Al Jazeera wants to buy BSkyB after Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp dropped plans to take full ownership of the satellite broadcaster, writes Crispin Fisher. The owners of the Qatar based…
Simon Cowell’s new show ‘too complex for America’
X Factor supremo Simon Cowell’s new show has been branded too high brow for the American audience. Red or Black, which will be hosted by Ant and Dec, will give seven morons a…
Top Gear gets gay makeover
Top Gear trio Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May will be replaced by gay stars in a bid to reverse the show’s politically incorrect image, writes Crispin Fisher. The News Grind understands…
Super injunction footballer sues over insulting silhouette
A Premier League footballer who took out a super injunction to gag reporters is suing the News Of The World over a silhouette he says makes him look ‘like a numpty’, writes Crispin…
Age ruling victory for Babestation slut, 85
An incontinent adult entertainment professional is in line for a six-figure payout after being sacked for being too old. Phone sex veteran Doris Spencer was warned to be ‘careful about her knocker wrinkles’…
ITV Daybreak bosses pin hopes on death by hanging segment
Desperate Daybreak bosses are planning to bring back HANGING in a bid to save the ailing show, writes Johnny UPPERCASE. The ITV1 programme has lost ALL its viewers just two months after its…
New Call of Duty game lets children play as BLACK people, warns Daily Mail
Call of Duty: Black Ops, the latest blockbuster videogame shooter, enables white British children to play as BLACK soldiers, the Daily Mail has warned parents. But the newspaper, which wouldn’t normally encourage that…
BBC urged to drop The Apprentice to prevent economic meltdown
Concerned business leaders have asked the BBC to stop broadcasting this year’s series of The Apprentice over fears that it could have a damaging impact on the fragile British economy, writes Crispin Fisher….
Andy Coulson denies knowledge of Andy Coulson phone tap, demands apology from Andy Coulson
Former News of the World editor Andy Coulson has sensationally attacked Downing Street Media guru Andy Coulson over claims that Coulson bugged the phone of Coulson while editor of the Sunday tabloid, writes…
