Utter lack of respect for Wales now only redeeming feature of Tony Blair’s premiership
An explosive new book accusing Tony Blair of never giving “proper respect and attention” to Wales has boosted the former PM’s popularity, a new poll has revealed. Nine out of 10 respondents in…
Queen to be offered Jubilee yacht and trip to Tuscan islands
Monarchist Education Secretary Michael Gove’s calls for the Queen to receive a new Royal Yacht as a gift from taxpayers has won surprise cross-party support. Labour MPs have been quick to back the proposal,…
Scotland independence row: Who gets The Krankies?
The future of Scotland could hinge on the outcome of a tug of war between the UK government and politicians north of the border over ownership of comedy duo The Krankies. Prime Minister David…
Candid David Cameron urges nation to “get shit-faced” this New Year
Prime Minister David Cameron used his New Year message to the nation to advise everyone to drink themselves stupid tonight “as it’s going to be another miserable year for the economy.” Nursing what…
“Eat badger this Christmas” suggests desperate Cameron to crippled nation
David Cameron has brought forward his nationwide badger cull to ensure cash-strapped British families have a decent Christmas dinner. The Prime Minister has ordered thousands of badgers to be shot, skinned and sold…
Nick Clegg listening to Who You Are on repeat
Concern is growing for the wellbeing of Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, following several days of behaviour described by colleagues as ‘worrying’, writes Hard Jackson. Clegg has not been seen for some days…
Cameron moves on from Eurozone woes with plan to rebuild British Empire
David Cameron will announce an ambitious plan to put Britain back on the map of world powers after the Christmas recess. The Prime Minister wants to invade several countries, virtually enslave their population…
Badgers vote to cull MPs
Badger government ministers are expected to confirm a decision to allow two pilot MP culls to take place next year in England, writes Hard Jackson. Pest control Badger Minister Arnold Snuffleworm says the…
Government issues emergency flat caps to every man in Britain
More than 40 million flat caps will be brought out of Government storage for delivery to almost every man in Britain by the end of the week, David Cameron revealed today. The emergency…
Possibility Greeks are just fucking with us, warns Cameron
David Cameron believes European leaders should remain open to the idea that Greek premier George Papandreou is fucking with everyone over plans to hold a bail out referendum. At Prime Minister’s Questions the…
