Ginormous breasts taken from the smartphone of Christina Hendricks do not belong to massively-titted Christina Hendricks, representatives of busty Christina Hendricks have said.
The statement has been released in light of a number of leaked photos stolen from the phone of the generously-appointed Mad Men actress, showing the big-racked Hendricks in various states of undress.
In a short press conference, bosomy Hendricks said that while her phone had been hacked and numerous photos showing a red-headed, big-boobed woman wearing just a bra were definitely her, different images showing a red-headed, enormo-breasted woman with her nipples peaking out of a sturdy bra were definitely not.
Men around the globe are said to be unconcerned by Hendricks’ denial, stating their intention to masturbate over the revealing images regardless.
Meanwhile concern is growing for the ample-busted Mad Men actress’ co-star Jon Hamm, who is feared to have fallen into Hendricks’ cleavage at recent rehearsals. He has not been seen since.
