The curtain is about to go up on a West End musical promising ‘gaffes and laughs’ and celebrating the life and loves of penis-nosed royal Prince Philip.
The Royal Box is a reimagining of Grease with the Prince Consort taking the place of Danny Zuko in the starring role.
The story opens after the summer Prince Philip met Princess Elizabeth and enjoyed a whirlwind romance.
It opens with newcomer to court Princess Elizabeth singing of her fling to a gang of friends, The Pink Ladies in Waiting.
Meanwhile Prince Philip is busy gloating to his pals that he pulled a prim bird, implying he touched her boobs on a beach when all he really got was a peck on the cheek and an erection you could hang your washing on.
