Age ruling victory for Babestation slut, 85

An incontinent adult entertainment professional is in line for a six-figure payout after being sacked for being too old.

Phone sex veteran Doris Spencer was warned to be ‘careful about her knocker wrinkles’ by bosses at soft porn TV channel Babestation days before being fired.

Ms Spencer is likely to receive £150,000 after winning her landmark discrimination case, and she says she plans to spend some of the money on surgery to unpeel her breasts from her waist.

“I’ve got years left in me,” said Doris, who started her career in the porn industry during the Second World War, flashing her garter to air-raid wardens in exchange for ration coupons.

When Spencer was axed from Babestation the channel received over 200 complaints through the post written on Basildon Bond writing paper and smelling faintly of urine and fecal matter.

“My fans love me and I can do things now I could never do when I was 25,” said Spencer, whose party pieces include suggestively licking a height adjustable Zimmer frame leg and picking up rugby balls with her anus.

The ruling could revolutionise the way TV executives handle talent.

Sky Sports News chiefs have already launched a review of their policy of retiring female presenters when they reach 23 or allow their hair to return to its natural mousy colour.

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