In a further expression of the closeness between the two coalition party leaders, David Cameron will ceremonially bum Nick Clegg in a £500-per-ticket spectacular at the Mansion House this Summer, writes Hard Jackson.
The two men appear to have agreed to the staged buggery as a means of cementing the relationship between the Conservative Party and the Liberal Democrats.
Clegg was overheard inviting the Prime Minister to sodomise him, the Deputy PM apparently unaware his lapel microphone was still on following a performance of their two-man show in a regional theatre.
“If we keep doing this I’m going to let you have my bottom,” Clegg remarked to his coalition partner in a comment picked up by microphones, which also revealed a number of high-pitched giggles from the Lib Dem leader.
When asked about the remark, Clegg admitted that he had made the offer and added that the event would be televised and tickets sold off in aid of a charity for wounded military personnel.
The wives of both men have acknowledged the “bromance” between the two men and have accepted that consensual sexual activity goes on between the two men.
“This act of spiritual and political brotherhood will cement relationships between our two parties like never before,” confided a coalition insider.
“Obviously with the Conservative Party as the senior member of that coupling,” he added.
“I think that goes without saying.”
