The Foreign Secretary’s formidable baseball cap collection. Photo by Hellebardius Some Rights Reserved
Some say he once drank 17 pints in one day, has an outlandish collection of baseball caps and even that he addressed the Tory Party conference as a teenager, writes Hard Jackson…
All we know is, he’s called the Foreign Secretary.
But a sensational high court battle has been raging behind the scenes to prevent the unmasking of what bloggers say is ‘the real Foreign Secretary’.
The News Grind can reveal that Downing Street has attempted to slap an injunction on any reporting of what is being referred to as the Foreign Secretary’s ‘true identity’.
“Revealing the truth behind who the Foreign Secretary really is would be a massive disappointment for fans of the coalition,” said a Downing Street source.
“Unmasking the Minister in this way would spoil future episodes,” stated the mole.
Speculation has grown that if the Foreign Secretary’s true identity is revealed, Downing Street bosses will be forced to retire the character or appoint a new Foreign Secretary.
“Voters have always enjoyed the mystery around the identity of The Foreign Secretary,” claimed the insider.
“The Foreign Secretary’s identity has been a source of speculation for some years, and we see no reason to change that.”
Chubby blogger Guido Fawkes has claimed that The Foreign Secretary is, in fact, Michael Schumacher.
> Photo by Hellebardius Some Rights Reserved
