Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein dead, hunt for Thatcher stepped up

A rare picture of Margaret Thatcher. Photo by BBC Radio 4, some rights reserved

Hours after US President Barack Obama announced the death of Osama bin Laden, authorities have switched their focus to tracking down former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

It is understood Thatcher – wanted for crimes against humanity perpetrated during her ten years in office – is hiding in caves in the South West of England.

Troops have been bombarding Cheddar Gorge, near Bristol, in the hope of smoking out the former Conservative leader.

But there have so far been no sightings of Thatcher, or her trusted cohort of deputies, who oversaw the systematic destruction of communities in the north of England in the 1980s.

In the wake of Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden’s death there are fears Thatcher could be hiding in plain sight.

Several properties in Kensington and Chelsea with high walls and watertight security are being monitored by secret service operatives.

But analysts warn that even with the death of Thatcher her policies will live on and Tory atrocities could worsen with her martyrdom.

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  1. Her cohort of deputies are all in the cabinet now.

  2. Maybe she fled to Pakistan?

  3. You bunch of tossers

  4. SHE HAS HAD A SEX CHANGE AND IS NOW KNOWN AS CAMERON

  5. Remember the falklands, gave the british lion back his teeth and restored pride in this once great nation. Tough love is often hard to take,We are in a better world thanks to Mrs T.

  6. Remember the Falklands,The British lion got his teeth back,restoration of a pride in this once great nation.Tough love is often hard to take,This country owes Mrs T big time! we are in a much better place because of the iron lady.

  7. Oh, David! I think you’ve got it wrong – Mrs T owes the country big time for the devastation she wrought to our industry, our manufacturing base, our public services, our nationalised industries (most of which have ended up being owned by other countries’ nationalised industries – I bet she didn’t see that coming!) and most of all for the selfish, greedy culture that she encouraged among the middle classes and those aspiring to join them. Thatcher’s children are in power now, and see what they’re doing to our country, the callous bunch of posh-boys.

  8. David, you are incredibly deluded. Put down the Daily Mail and go and read some non-fiction, if you can manage it.

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