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Chav-A-Holiday – which also trades as Holz4u.com, Mega Holz and youth brand Flying F*ck – is the latest British travel company to collapse, leaving 70,000 chavs facing holiday uncertainty this summer.
The budget firm specialises in one-star getaways to Menorca and Lanzarote.
“I’ve already bought my summer shell suit,” said Carl Statham, a dad of two from Harlow, Essex.
“I was really looking forward to getting away and enjoying a taste of Spanish culture. The fry-ups are amazing out there, and Only Fools And Horses is on Spanish telly non-stop. They love it.”
Chav-A-Holiday has 16,000 customers overseas, many of whom are asleep and covered in vomit or having sex with Gary from Macclesfield on a beach with a Mars bar wrapper for a condom.
Self-important travel writer Perry Hobson-Choice opined: “Always book with an ATOL-protected….” before we lost interest in his perma-tanned witterings.
Holiday-makers will not receive a refund.
Instead they will be slapped in the face by a condescending holiday rep who will then sneer: “Well, you did book up online and pay nine pounds for your holiday, sir.”
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