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Bosses at Legoland, Windsor, have responded swiftly to criticism that their park is not as good as Raoul Moat’s funeral by setting up a Raoul Moat scene, complete with firing tasers.
And there are plans for a string of Raoul Moat-related attractions.
Work has already begun on a Rothbury rollercoaster, a shooting gallery and an underground hide-and-seek labyrinth.
The theme park’s chiefs say a new ‘Taser Quest’ game in which teams don either bright orange jerseys or police uniforms will be unveiled by Christmas.
“We can’t afford to lose the chav pound,” said Legoland Windsor spokesperson Mandy McManus.
“We saw the comments of Teresa Bystram in The Sun today and fear she speaks for many idiots in this country. Something had to be done.”
Bystram is the Chelsea shirt-sporting loon who took her three teenage boys to Raoul Moat’s funeral to pay their respects to the killer.
Her claim that her boys enjoyed the service more than their trip to Legoland has hurt the theme park’s chiefs.
“We urge Ms Bystram to return to Windsor. We sincerely believe that we have more to offer families now.
“Who would have thought that the Call Of Duty-obsessed teenagers of today are more interested in shotguns than miniature Lego windmills? Now we know.”
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