Kenny Dalglish: "It's a decorated what?"
Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish has told fans he will move heaven and earth to sign the “Brazilian Vajazzle” he’s been hearing so much about.
“I’ve overheard the boys raving about this Brazilian Vajazzle ever since they got back to Anfield for training,” he revealed at a pre-season media conference today. “And if he’s as exciting as they say, we’ll buy him.
“Stevie Gerrard hasn’t stopped talking about Vajazzle since he got back from holidays. I’ve heard him telling the players he’s never seen anything like it. That’s good enough for me.
“Do you think we could tempt him for £12million? Thirteen? Money really isn’t an object you know.”
As The News Grind went to press, new first team coach Kevin Keen had stopped Dalglish mid-flow and appeared to be explaining something to the 60-year-old that made his jaw drop about two feet from the floor.
Elai
July 5, 2011
hilarious!