A pert bottom yesterday
Prince Harry has finally lost his around-the-clock erection – nearly two months after getting a close-up of Pippa Middleton’s arse at his brother’s wedding.
The Royal lad about town was left with a permanent hard-on after he tried to squeeze past the world’s most famous bridesmaid during the reception and ‘accidentally’ brushed her peachy derriere.
Harry, who once shagged a ring doughnut at Eton after his fag refused him nuptials for a week, was forced to give his best man’s speech with his boner tucked under his belt.
The prince had to consult doctors later that night after it was still saluting the flag pole despite a marathon sex session with his munter on/off girlfriend Chelsey Davey.
A close friend of Harry’s said: “Everyone had the hots for Pippa in that dress but Harry has always had a problem controlling his hormones since he was 11, when he was finally allowed to shag the servants at Kensington Palace.
“The trouble is once he rubbed up against Pippa on the way to the toilets at the reception he was stuck rigid. “
The Prince had to have time off sick from the army as officials feared he may rupture himself, as well as being unable to wear tracksuit bottoms when he had company.
Harry finally became flaccid after he accidentally walked in on Princess Anne in the bath at a family get-together at Sandringham.
