Police have issued this striking image of a man they believe abducted a boy from under the nose of his parents.
Nicknamed ‘The Snowman’, the suspect is thought to have crept into an 11-year-old boy’s room last Christmas Eve at the stroke of midnight.
The (very) white male with an orange for a nose took the boy – who was still in his pyjamas – on a brief flight before returning him apparently unhurt several hours later.
For legal reasons The News Grind can refer to the boy only as ‘James’.
In a sick series of stunts the abducter rifled through wardrobes in a bedroom as the boy’s parents slept just feet away.
He tried on a wide-brimmed hat belonging to the boy’s mother and even paused to grimace at the child while wearing a set of his father’s false teeth.
The Snowman crept into James’ parents’ room, then wreaked havoc in a playroom, before raiding the kitchen fridge.
Continuing his rampage, he took James out on his dad’s motorbike, racing around the countryside at break-neck speed near their rural home, scaring wild animals.
The Snowman then whisked his victim to a party where other ‘Snowmen’ were enjoying booze and dancing.
Police are also keen to speak to a large elderly man with a bushy grey beard. The red-suited ringleader gave James a scarf as a gift and could hold the key to the whole investigation.
A spokesman for Hampshire police said: “This is a particularly worrying case.
“Luckily we have eyewitnesses as other children gazed, open-mouthed, as the adbucter made off holding James’ hand.
“If anyone recognises this man, they must call us. No-one can just vanish without a trace the minute the sun comes up.”






Mrs Snowman
September 22, 2010
I don’t think this is very funny at all
pokes fun at our traditions and makes an innocent and old film out to be criminal but I suppose its in line with todays society!
How about you make ‘funny’ sketches out of bad people and leave Mr snowman alone!
Baby Snowman
September 22, 2010
I agree, if you look a bit closer into the parents, you will see there lies the problems. Mr Snowman just thought he would take James on a magical adventure and take him away from everyday life.
Mr Snowman Rocks!