Liverpool fans have blamed a conspiracy between Manchester United, The FA, The Police and the Referee’s Association for causing travel problems ahead of their trip to Wembley.
A train derailment in Cheshire has caused delays for a handful of Scousers travelling to London for the Carling Cup Final against Cardiff.
Fans’ message boards were swamped with comments from irate fans.
Reds4EvaSingapore said: “this is Manu scum folt. They don’t wnt is to win so stopping uz frm getting to Wemblee.”
Thaigerrard93 added: “carnt blv police and fa let this happen. Scousers foreva!”
Freethesuarex1 said: “they just wnt us to loss. I hate thm.”
It is thought the travel problems will increase the number of loyal Liverpool fans using illegal internet streaming to watch the game to around 12m.
Meanwhile, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich continues to flutter his eyelashes in the direction of Europe’s top managers in an attempt to undermine manager Andre Villas-Boas.
AVB, as he is known to lazy computer-monkeys, is the bookies’ favourite to be next Premier League manager to get the sack and his unknown successor is 2nd favourite. The man replacing that successor is 4th favourite for the chop, behind Steve Kean.
Finally, Russian club Anzhi continue their barmy collection of grumpy footballers with the signing of Chris Samba from Blackburn.
Next on their list of furious and miserable footballets is raging striker Djibril Cisse and angry midfielder Lee Cattermole with permanently annoyed Mark Hughes a suitably gruff manager.
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