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The world of football was rocked by ANOTHER scandal today when ANOTHER player was caught playing away, writes Johnny UPPERCASE.
Cassy Gabs Junior winger Alfie Badger is said to have two-timed Amy from up the road, just DAYS after getting a mate to tell her he fancied her.
Badger, who joined the Albert Trumpet Under 12 Northern League side this year when his family moved to the area, was spotted laughing and frolicking with a mystery blonde on one of those pirate ships they have at new kiddies playgrounds.
And while shocked mums and dad paid no notice at all to what was going on Badger:
> Told the blonde he thought she was “all right”
> Punched her in the arm in a playful manner
> Played kiss chase with her
Soccer fans still reeling from the fallout of John Terry’s affair with hapless teammate Wayne Buggles and Wayne Rooney shagging a fit pro who we all would if we could afford it will see Badger’s betrayal as further proof that the beautiful game is turning to shit.
When approached by The News Grind as he brazenly bought a packet of Love Hearts at Tony’s Corner Shop, Badger denied fancying Amy and said it she smelled of WEE.
When shown pictures of a naked man playing the banjo Badger started crying and got his dad who PUNCHED me in the mouth.
A spokesman for the Albert Trumpet Under 12 Northern League refused to comment except to comment that he wouldn’t comment.
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