Former England manager Sven Goran Eriksson has trumped Fabio Capello by launching a new website rating Europe’s hottest strikers.
But the Ivory Coast World Cup coach is not ranking footballers – he’s casting his gaze over the continent’s sexiest women.
The Swede, 61, has an enviable reputation for attracting top flight ladies, despite his Blue Square Premier looks.
And now the man who inexplicably bedded Ulrika Jonsson – before she lost it – will offer chat up tips alongside his assessments of women.
Mr Eriksson’s agent, Athole Still, said that his client was only acting in the interests of heterosexual men across the globe.
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He said: “Sven is looked up to by football fans, managers and ex-pros alike for his ability to pull decent MILFs despite looking like a middle-aged, mid-level bank clerk.
“He has bags of experience when in comes to luring gagging housewives to his Kensington apartment, despite a paltry salary when he was England boss.
“It’s a win-win on the commercial front for him and the site’s customers.”
Even though he only spent a year at Manchester club Dubai City, lothario Sven was able to, according to reports, hook up with a number of Coronation Street stars, among them gorgeous Rita Sullivan and sex bomb Emily Bishop.
The Premier League’s top scorer and Ivory Coast captain Didier Drogba is backing his international boss to become a success in the online market.
“We might be younger and have a higher profile, but Sven has been around the block and he’s an incredible mover on the dancefloor,” said the Chelsea striker.
“He took the team out on for a bonding session in Knightsbridge, and while we went to the bar he’d gone off to the nearest Hilton Hotel with three out of five members of The Saturdays. His glasses were so steamed up I thought he’d end up walking into a wall.”
Robin Brown
May 28, 2010
I always thought Sven looked more like Professor Yaffle, the clockwork woodpecker from Bagpuss