Apple announces Steve Jobs S
The death of Steve Jobs at 56 has forced Apple to bring forward the announcement of its Steve Jobs S model. The electronics giant had hoped to unveil the much-anticipated Steve Jobs 2,…
Report: Mobile phones cut accidental live burials to one in 20 funerals
The number of people buried alive by mistake has dropped by 90 per cent in some UK cities thanks to increased mobile phone usage, the National Funeral Association reports. Statistics from the NFA…
Angry Birds now more popular than masturbating, report
The electronic mobile phone game Angry Birds has beaten masturbation to become one of the UK’s most popular pastimes, a new survey has revealed. The biannual study of Great British Hobbies and Interests…
Apple chief Steve Jobs overjoyed with crap iPhone application
Apple today unveiled a new iPhone application that lets the world know when you’re having a shit, writes Crispin Fisher. The innovative iPoo iPhone app sends texts to all your contacts and automatic…
Apple iPhone 4 Press Conference
Video of Steve Jobs press conference on the iPhone antenna issue and how to solve it. Video from CollegeHumor.com
Drive-by shooting kills ten bloggers, sparks fear of social media gang war
Ten online writers have been killed in a drive-by shooting in Hoxton, thought to be part of an ongoing online argument over technology and software, writes Hard Jackson. The victims, whose Twitter handles…
EXCLUSIVE: First photo of Apple’s next thing
Released by a Malaysian website, this picture is believed to show a prototype of a new device from Apple. And if it doesn’t, we’ll still get like a zillion page impressions from rabid…
Apple launches new iMuscleMouse ahead of iPad 2
Apple today launched its much-heralded iMuscleMouse, the revolutionary bodybuilding mouse for computer users. Weighing in at almost a two stone, the iMuscleMouse is a mammoth ten times as big as a standard computer…
iPad superceded by juicy iApple
The UK launch of the iPad looks set to be overshadowed by leaked news of Apple’s ‘magical and supernatural’ new gizmo – the iApple. The iApple follows in the great tradition of Apple…
