Vince Cable self-harming all way through Budget
Business Secretary Vince Cable was said to be self-harming during the delivery of George Osborne’s first budget for the coalition government., writes Hard Jackson. Cable, who made a name for himself attacking socially…
Ireland to be annexed in Chancellor’s ‘final solution’ plan
Chancellor George Osborne promised a ‘final solution’ to Britain’s mounting economic problems in his emergency Budget today. Flanked by uniformed Liberal Democrats Mr Osborne said: “Everyone who looks a bit foreign will be…
Osborne ‘fag duty’ rejected by Eton head
Chancellor George Osborne hopes to raise £2.1bn by reintroducing public school fags and charging a 10p in the pound ‘fag duty’ for their use. The measure was announced in his emergency Budget today….
‘I’ll cheat Budget with Berlingo death plunge’
The hard-hitting budget looks set to hit Britons hard. But one man believes he is prepared for anything Chancellor George Osborne can throw at him today, writes Nigel Eels. As soon as Mr…
