Gaddafi’s hat now ‘legitimate target’ for air strikes
The headwear of Colonel Gaddafi is a legitimate target for Nato air strikes, Defence Secretary Liam Fox insisted today while denying claims of a bid to assassinate the Libyan dictator. The peak of…
Spending review cuts threaten shit-hot ray gun
Fears are growing that the Government’s comprehensive spending review may stall the development of a ray gun that can blow everything to shit. As the full implications of the MoD spending cuts were…
X Factor Gamu axe sparks UK meltdown
Looting, fires, and mass rioting swept across the UK today as the Gamu X Factor axe incident escalated out of control, sources in every major city have reported. All semblance of law and…
BP vows to recycle Florida oil spill pelicans
BP boss Tony Hayward sparked international condemnation today when he attended a press conference sporting a dolphin skin overcoat and an umbrella fashioned from pelican bills. In a move many city analysts believe…
Queen’s Speech reveals surprise ‘Axe’ diet for Duchess of York
Her Majesty the Queen appeared to offer an olive branch to the Duchess of York today by announcing a crash diet programme for her “beloved Fergie” in her annual speech. In a break…
