Neil Warnock pips Darth Vader to Leeds United job
Leeds United have made a crucial step towards regaining their status as England’s most hated football club with the appointment of Neil Warnock. The Yorkshiremen rejected a string of candidates – including hotly…
Fabio Capello quits England to try his hand at football management
England manager Fabio Capello has quit as boss of the England football team to pursue his dream of managing footballers on a professional basis. Capello resigned after a meeting with FA chairman David…
Celtic handed Scottish League Cup after Rangers exit
Celtic have won the Scottish Communities League Cup, six months before the final was due to be played. Last year’s beaten finalists were handed the trophy after Rangers lost 3-2 away to Falkirk….
Stoke City fans voted best in football by Stoke City fans
Stoke City supporters have been awarded a top honour… by themselves. Fans of The Potters voted by a majority of three to one in an online poll which asked them to select the…
Manchester gagged by super-injunction
Every single person in the city of Manchester has been prevented from talking about anything to anyone for fear of breaching a new High Court gagging order. Under the so-called Nuclear-Injunction, people verbalising…
Chelsea star lost in David Luiz hair
Fears are growing for the safety of Chelsea winger Yossi Benayoun 24 hours after he fell head-first into David Luiz’s hair. The 31-year-old Israeli was last seen trying to retrieve a plastic training…
Sir Alex Ferguson uses robot to overcome touchline ban
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to use a state-of-the-art robot to get around his five-match touchline ban, writes Crispin Fisher. Students at Manchester University are currently working with Fergie showing him…
Celtic and Rangers to remove distracting leather orb from Old Firm clash
The Scottish FA is to consider playing the next Old Firm derby clash without a football after it was largely ignored by Rangers and Celtic last night. “To be honest it is starting…
X-ray reveals Beckham’s secret kidney tattoo
David Beckham has undergone keyhole surgery to have a tattoo etched onto one of his major internal body organs. The former England captain endured a seven-hour operation at a private Los Angeles hospital…
