Daily Stir: Spurs boss to appear in court through car window
Today’s football transfer rumours featuring Tottenham, Sunderland, Manchester City and Kolkata. It’s the final day of the January transfer window and understandably, the gossip columns have exploded in a sticky orgy of gossip,…
Daily Stir: Chelsea can’t afford Hulk’s rampages
Today’s football transfer rumours featuring Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester City. Chelsea are not willing to meet the £83m asking price for Porto striker Hulk, because every time he scores it will cost them…
Daily Stir: Man City ordered to end Tevez torture
Today’s football transfer rumours featuring Manchester City, Chelsea and Stoke City. Manchester City have been urged by human rights campaigners to secure the transfer of Carlos Tevez to Paris St Germain, Inter or…
Transfer deadline: Man City signing ‘several stones overweight’, reports Sky Sports News
Manchester City’s latest signing is ‘fat, bald and looks at least 45′ according to reports from Sky Sports News. The unnamed player is believed to be making his way to the club’s training…
Manchester City now just £250m short of side that can beat Manchester United
Man City’s 3-2 Community Shield defeat against Manchester United shows they are just ‘six or seven’ signings away from mounting a serious title challenge, according to manager Roberton Mancini. The team dubbed the…
Manchester City fans encourage Carlos Tevez to join 27 Club
Manchester City supporters have given their blessing to allow Carlos Tevez to leave Eastlands – providing it’s to join the infamous 27 Club. Blue Moon spokesman Craig Chatterton, 32, said: “We hear the…
Transfer news: Man City in hunt for 429 players
Manchester City will launch a mega-money bid to sign any player who has ever been touted as a potential signing for Real Madrid. City will buy literally anyone, irrespective of their position, age…
FA Cup final could be decided by punch up
If Saturday’s FA Cup final between Man City and Stoke is not settled in normal time the game will be decided by a fight in Wembley’s centre circle, writes Crispin Fisher. The mascots…
Man City unveil Bell End
Manchester City have named a stand in honour of legendary player Colin Bell, writes Crispin Fisher. The Middle East-owned club will also rebrand Eastlands as the Viagra Arena after penning a lucrative sponsorship…
£37m Man City star: ‘I signed because I absolutely love money’
The latest big-money star to join Manchester City has rubbished reports that he signed because of the club’s legion of loyal supporters. Santos Riveros Betinho says it is his love of cash, not…
