Queen declares Snuggie England’s official national costume
The fleece blanket with sleeves worn by millions of lard-arses mindlessly channel-hopping from their stinking sofas is to be honoured as England’s official national costume. The controversial move, rubber-stamped by the Government’s Cultural…
Bald Wills in Bobby Charlton wedding day fury
Prince William is to solve the problem of his prematurely thinning locks – with a Bobby Charlton comb-over for his wedding day, writes Nigel Eels. But the balding Royal has only agreed to…
