Bald Wills in Bobby Charlton wedding day fury
Prince William is to solve the problem of his prematurely thinning locks – with a Bobby Charlton comb-over for his wedding day, writes Nigel Eels. But the balding Royal has only agreed to…
First of 182,000 William and Kate Royal Wedding toasters arrive in Africa
A SQUADRON of RAF aircraft dropped a six tonne aid crate laden with Royal Wedding gifts into the Sudan today to the surprise of crowds of starving villagers. The consignment of electric toasters,…
Royal Wedding shock: Prince plans Nazis and Sootys stag do
Buckingham Palace officials last night expressed “some disquiet” over Prince Harry’s plans for a Nazis and Sootys stag do party for his brother. Delivery vans have been spotted going in and out of…
