Britain’s teen sex health problems wiped out by animated condom in fighter pilot goggles
Doctors and a nation of anxious parents last night thanked cartoon condom Beer Goggles Johnny for eradicating the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. The hilarious animated prophylactic, sporting fighter pilot goggles and carrying…
Durex launches breakfast flavoured condom
Fancy a nosh? That’s what condom manufacturer Durex is asking after launching a tasty new range of flavoured condoms. Full English breakfast, prawn cocktail and pickled onion Space Raiders will all be on…
Female masturbation is a myth
Women never masturbate unless they are being watched by a man, a leading scientist has confirmed. Dr Anika Schmidt of the University of Budapest surveyed 800 women, assuring them that no men would…
