Be prepared for trouble towards the end of the week involving a car tyre, either attached to a car or flying solo. If you don’t have a car you may lose the sole of a shoe at an inopportune moment. Avoid swedes at all cost.
See a penny pick it up, all day long you’ll have good luck. That’s good advice. But if the aforementioned penny is in the fast lane of the M1, or in front of... […]